Presidential Candidate

I believe that I should officially announce that I am running for President of the United States of America!  I really should!  My first executive order would be that everyone in this fair country MUST have a full length mirror, preferably near their door, but a full length mirror none-the-less!  There will be a militia of Fashion Police with stringent training to issue warnings or ciatations for those sport ridiculous combinations, ill-fitting garb and general WHAAAAAAAT were they thinking???????  This society is suffering from severe O.M.G! for a multitude of looks that just are well...don't you just wonder DO YOU SEE YOURSELVES MY FELLOW AMERICANS?  COME NOW...DO YOU? REALLY?  You do realize that cleanliness and garment coordinationare not necessarily luxuries of the wealthy!  Even in the Dollar Store you can come up with $1.00 for shampoo, $1.00 will buy a bar of soap!  In the Dollar Store with a little searching one can come up with matching, coordinating outfits that fit!  Actually, some are "wired" together when Garanimals won't do.  What is with the classic black sock worn with sandals?  Or the white socks worn with sandals for that matter?  Cover those huge tummies folks!  If you're wearing a tank top, what's with the combat boots?  Are you at the beach, at war or shopping in Lowe's.  Do you realize that Capris worn with tube socks is just not a good look? XXXL t-shirts that shout, "HOT MAMA" over skin tight size 8 jeans that are about to split because of the size 18 thighs in them doesn't scream any sort of sense at all!  If you will never see the sunny side of 60 again ladies, sweet heart baby doll tops with necklines that are really bust definers are just not working, even if most people you pass are not wearing their much needed glasses!.  If you're 4'10", do you think that a maxi to your ankles is flattering?  Pick up that hemline, give yourself some leg!  If you're 5'11", let your skirt cover your bottom and maybe a tad more!  Why would you wear red shorts, a fushia top and yellow sandals?  Or the light blue shorts with white stripes with a black t-shirt (tiny one at that on large person) with kelly green, hot pink and yellow splashes and an orange sequin visor on a rainy day? Vanna, I'd like to buy a comb and brush please!  Oh, I could go on and on and on.  Come on America!  Look at yourselves, just look at yourselves! Look better!  TRY!